I currently offer Windermere or sea scatterings. Hoping to add more soon.

Hello — I’m Martin. I live in the north of Cumbria with my wife and our two dogs, surrounded by trees, fields, and the quiet rhythm of the Lake District.
This isn’t a company — just something I quietly offer alongside my full-time job. It’s not commercial, and it’s not scaled up. It’s simply a way of helping, when I can, with something tha
Hello — I’m Martin. I live in the north of Cumbria with my wife and our two dogs, surrounded by trees, fields, and the quiet rhythm of the Lake District.
This isn’t a company — just something I quietly offer alongside my full-time job. It’s not commercial, and it’s not scaled up. It’s simply a way of helping, when I can, with something that feels meaningful and worth doing properly.
I plan and carry out every scattering myself. By kayak. By hand. Slowly and with care. I don’t rush, I don’t outsource, and I don’t treat it like a process.
If you’re looking for a way to scatter a loved one’s ashes on a lake or at sea, I can help with that — in a peaceful place, with thought for the landscape, for others, and for the person being remembered.
I think that matters. A real place. A real person. A quiet act, carried out with respect and purpose.
I’ve spent most of my life working in public service — where attention to detail, calm judgement, and responsibility were second nature. That mindset comes with me when I paddle out.
If this sounds like the right kind of goodbye, I’d be glad to help.
You can find me on Instagram, Facebook, YouTube and TikTok — I post updates and quiet moments from the water. You’ll also find kind personal words from people who know me, and trust me to do this well.
Thank you for your interest, Martin